At 27 to the dollar...who cares....

Professor Young: "And that's the 64 thousand ruble question..."

overheard by: your currency makes mine feel more secure about itself

Maybe I am Matt Damon

Professor Domke: "You know, I could be Matt Damon." "There's Matt Damon again." "Why is it that I like Matt Damon?"

overheard by: well, really, who doesn't

Do you have tenure....?

Professor Domke, on journalism: "It's a high that is unmatchable. Well, not very matchable."

overheard by: I'll bet

Or maybe don't. You might get it dirty.

Professor Domke: "The UW has the 15th largest research library in the US. We're very proud of it. Maybe you'll go there sometime."

overheard by: a person who may or may not go there

If you don't...leave right now.

Professor Domke, showing a large picture of Obama: "How many of you know who this is? Okay, I'm encouraged."

overhead by: a person who knew who he was